Regulation Lore *

Pronunciation: /wʌn ˈθaʊzənd ən wʌn slɒp əˈklɒk klɒks/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Humor & Inside Jokes

Definition: Andrew ordered 1001 slop o'clock clocks from the Rooster Teeth store as it was closing down and thy were heavily reduced. This was originally going to be shipped to Geoff's house as a prank.. however due to the current state of events at the time, this was diverted to Andrews friends house and ultimately cancelled.

Example Sentence: I may have ordered 1001 slop o'clock clocks and had them shipped to your address.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˌnaɪnˈtiːn ˈfɔːrti dʒoʊk bʊk/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Podcast-Specific Lore

Definition: Andrew's 1940s joke book that he thought would be a great way to fill dead air. Potentially problematic due to it's age.

Example Sentence: Anytime we have a silence, I will read a joke from the 1940 joke book.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /naɪntiːn ˈsɪksti sɪvn fɔːrd ˈmɜːkjʊri ˈkuːɡər/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Objects & Props

Definition: If Nick was a car, he would be this car.

Example Sentence: If I was a car I would be a 1967 ford mercury cougar.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /naɪntiːn ˈsɛvnti tuː ˈʃɛvi ˈnoʊvə mæt blæk/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Humor & Inside Jokes

Definition: If eric was a car, he would be this car.

Example Sentence: If I was a car I would be a 1972 Chevy Nova matt black.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /twɛnti ˈθaʊzənd θɪŋz/

Part of Speech: Noun phrase

Category: Humor & Inside Jokes

Definition: Andrew is to write a list of 20000 things that he knows. Originally he was to write them all between the early podcast and late podcast, roughly 13 hours. See 'The early and late episode'.

Example Sentence: I will write a list of 20000 things!

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈθriːsɪksti rɛp/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Games & Challenges

Definition: Xbox 360 rep. Andrew has terrible rep, possibly due to his Lightbrighting days. See 'Lightbrighting'.

Example Sentence: My 360 rep is terrible.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /faɪv wʌn tuː fɔːr eɪt sɛvn sɛvn naɪn sɛvn sɛvn/

Part of Speech: Noun phrase

Category: Inside Jokes/References

Definition: Andrews Austin number used to prank and annoy people.

Example Sentence: I am getting a call from an Austin number it's 5124877977.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /naɪn əʊ naɪn ɡeɪmz/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Podcast-Specific Lore

Definition: Internal studio of Wheatfish studios, makers of Ratyboy. See 'Ratyboy', 'Wheatfish Studios'.

Example Sentence: A group called 909 Games made Ratyboy.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ə wʌn taɪm ˈrɛɡjʊleɪʃən kæst ˈvɛriəns dɪˌspɛnˈseɪʃən/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Podcast-Specific Lore

Definition: THis was used to get Becca Frasier on the show for the chip off. See 'The Chip Off''.

Example Sentence: We are going to use a one time regulation cast variance dispensation on this episode.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ə smɔːl ˈteɪbl/

Part of Speech: Noun phrase

Category: Podcast-Specific Lore

Definition: Another thing that is not a mic stand that was used as a mic stand by Andrew.

Example Sentence: I used a small table as my mic stand.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ə wiː ˈkʌpˌkeɪkəri/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Objects & Props

Definition: Andrew's cupcake shop near My Hubby's Bagels. See 'My Hubby's Bagels'.

Example Sentence: A Wee Cupcakery is my favourite cupcake place.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: eɪ.eɪ.ɛs.oʊ

Part of Speech: noun

Category: Food & Drinks

Definition: Andrew All Skulls On

Example Sentence: I'm an absolute AASO for sure

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: eɪ.ɛn.iː.dʒiː.dʒiː

Part of Speech: noun

Category: Games & Challenges

Definition: Regulation podcast order - Andrew, Nick, Eric, Geoff, Gavin.

Example Sentence: We are going to go in A.N.E.G.G. order.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈæktən mæn/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Podcast-Specific Lore

Definition: British GI Joe.

Example Sentence: Have you never heard of Action Man?

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˌæləˈbæmə ˈpuːtin/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Cultural References & Media

Definition: Fries with cum on. Also potentially Andrew's biggest laugh on the show.

Example Sentence: You mean you have never had Alabama poutine!?

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /æləˈdɛnteɪ/

Part of Speech: Adjective

Category: Food & Drinks

Definition: Al dente.

Example Sentence: I like my pasta aladente.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /əˈlæna ˌmɒrɪˈsɛt/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Humor & Inside Jokes

Definition: Gavin's unknown notes.

Example Sentence: What does this note mean 'Alanis Morissette'?

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈælbərt ˈaɪnstaɪn brʊks/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Cultural References & Media

Definition: Geoff's dogs name. It was a secret until it wasn't.

Example Sentence: Albert Einstein Brooks is the goodest of boys.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ɔːl bæk/

Part of Speech: Adjective

Category: People & Characters

Definition: Andrew is all back. See 'Back length', 'Beak award for 2023 for longest back'.

Example Sentence: I am all back, I have a very long back.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ən ɔːl əˈmɛrɪkən ˈklæsɪk/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Humor & Inside Jokes

Definition: Geoff

Example Sentence: I am an all American classic.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /æn əˈnaʊnsmənt/

Part of Speech: Noun phrase

Category: Humor & Inside Jokes

Definition: A very well timed and important message.

Example Sentence: With the news that just dropped, we released an episode titled 'An Announcement!'.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ən ˈaʊtlet's ɔːf ɡaɪ ɔːr nɒt/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Podcast-Specific Lore

Definition: Gavin's unknown notes.

Example Sentence: What does this note mean 'An outlets off guy or not'?

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈeɪnəl ˈtrɛntʃɪz/

Part of Speech: Noun phrase

Category: Humor & Inside Jokes

Definition: Gavin and Andrew were having a few butt issues which Gavin described as being in the anal trenches.

Example Sentence: I am in the anal trenches this week.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈændruː ˈpæntən laɪn seɪl tə seɪv ðə ˈkʌmpəni/

Part of Speech: Noun Phrase

Category: Humor & Inside Jokes

Definition: Last sale on the store, andrew takes over the store to save the company. Including thumbs sticks, clog tubes and Andrew Panton bobblehead.

Example Sentence: Where were you when the Andrew Panton Line Sale to Save the Company took over the Rooster Teeth Store?

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈændruː træks ˈɡævɪn θruː slæk/

Part of Speech: Verb phrase

Category: Podcast-Specific Lore

Definition: This was the secret way Andrew was able to tell where Gavin was.

Example Sentence: I know where you are at all times, I can track you through Slack.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈændruːz æd vɔɪs ˈoʊvər wɜːrk/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Objects & Props

Definition: 75 versions of a 1 second take. Audio file is 19 mins long.

Example Sentence: Andrews, your voice over work for this ad is insane, you are insane.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈændruːz ˈbɪŋɡoʊ ɡloʊb/

Part of Speech: Noun phrase

Category: Podcast-Specific Lore

Definition: Used to assign numbers to decisions, because he lost his right to make his own decisions.

Example Sentence: When I need to make a decision, I go to the bingo globe.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈændruːz ruːm/

Part of Speech: Noun phrase

Category: Objects & Props

Definition: There's 3 or 4 doors, door at the front, door at the front left, door at the front right. technically 2 windows, window at the back. Door at the front, door at the back standard doors to the side. 4 walls. Regulation 4 walled room. door on every wall but 1. All doors at the top. Interior door, bathroom door, exterior door. Keurig, piss lady to the left. Desk at the top, bed at the bottom. Closet doesn't have a door, could have a door, doesn't have a door. 1 door per wall, but they are all at the top. Sauce tower at the top. bed, keurig, night stand, end tables. Majority of the room is bed. _____4 walls, 3 doors all at the top, no walls has multiple doors on it but one has two doorways. two windows bed at the back.

Example Sentence: I am having a hard time picturing Andrew's room.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈænsæk/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Podcast-Specific Lore

Definition: Andrew

Example Sentence: My gamer tag is Ansak.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: ˈæpl sɔːs ˈreɪsɪz

Part of Speech: noun

Category: People & Characters

Definition: Andrew pranking his friend by challenging him to an apple sauce race, then proceeding to not eat any apple sauce and pretending that he just lost.

Example Sentence: I got my friend so good with these fake apple sauce races.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: bæk bæk

Part of Speech: noun

Category: Games & Challenges

Definition: A shirt or hoodie constructed with two backs. See 'Front front back back'

Example Sentence: Look at my new back back shirt.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /bæk lɛŋkθ/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Objects & Props

Definition: The cast measured their back lengths, Gavin 21-22, Geoff 22, Eric 25, Andrew 26 inch. See 'All back', 'Beak award for 2023 for longest back'.

Example Sentence: I am all back, I have the longest back length.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈbækˌpæk/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Games & Challenges

Definition: The title of one of Geoff's stories from his vacation where he left his bag behind on the skyrail in Dallas. SPOILERS: It was still there when he went back for it.

Example Sentence: One of my notes is just titled 'Backpack'.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈbeɪkən ˈbʌti/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Events & Anecdotes

Definition: (British) Bacon sandwich.

Example Sentence: Nothing better in the morning than a bacon butty.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /bæd ɡaɪ ˈdædi/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Food & Drinks

Definition: This is what Milley used to call the movie Liar Liar.

Example Sentence: We are going to watch some Bad Guy Daddy.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /bæd ɡaɪ ˈdædi tuː/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Cultural References & Media

Definition: This is what Gavin and Geoff called The Office in front of Milley when they wanted to watch it. See 'Bad Guy Daddy'.

Example Sentence: We are going to watch some Bad Guy Daddy 2.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /bæd ɡaɪ ˈdædi θriː/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Cultural References & Media

Definition: After Gavin and Geoff finished The Office they wanted to watch 30 Rock, so they called 30 Rock, Bad Guy Daddy 3. See 'Bad Guy Daddy 2'.

Example Sentence: We are going to watch some Bad Guy Daddy 3.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: bæg

Part of Speech: noun

Category: Cultural References & Media

Definition: This is/is not a container.

Example Sentence: Its a fruit bag, fruit comes in a bag.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /bəˈnænə bɔːl/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Humor & Inside Jokes

Definition: Entertainment style baseball.

Example Sentence: I went to a Banana ball match and it was super entertaining.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /bəˈnænə waɪps/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Games & Challenges

Definition: Powerpoint slide transitions featuring bananas. Utilized in Andrew's MVP presentation.

Example Sentence: Are the banana wipes ready?

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /bæp/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Podcast-Specific Lore

Definition: (British) Type of roll.

Example Sentence: I am going to go down to the shops and get myself a bap.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈbɑːrtlɪt pɛr/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Food & Drinks

Definition: A pear in need or a rebrand.

Example Sentence: We gotta Zimmer the bartlet.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /bæt nɒb/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Food & Drinks

Definition: The knob at the end of the handle of a baseball bat. NOTE: it is not a button (#1), and not the whole handle (#3). This was in a conversation about selling F**kface bat knobs.

Example Sentence: That's not a bat knob... That's a bat knob.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /bæt ˌpærəˈnɔɪə/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Objects & Props

Definition: Paranoia surrounding bats, no not those bats, baseball bats and if the bats have been tampered with or not.

Example Sentence: I am drowning in bat paranoia, I can't sleep.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈbæθruːm flɔːr ˈkʌpkeɪks/

Part of Speech: Noun phrase

Category: Humor & Inside Jokes

Definition: The time Andrew was using his toilet as a table while he was in the bath and his bowl of cupcakes ended up face down on the bathroom floor. Yes, he did eat them after. See 'Toilet jenga'.

Example Sentence: You ate bathroom floor cupcakes?!

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: bæθ tʌb ˈreɪsɪz

Part of Speech: noun

Category: Events & Anecdotes

Definition: The Great International World Championship Bathtub Race that takes place at the Nanaimo Marine festival, initiated in 1967.

Example Sentence: We are going to go to the bathtub races when we go to Vancouver.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /biːk əˈwɔːrd fɔːr ˈlɒŋɡɪst bæk/

Part of Speech: Noun phrase

Category: Games & Challenges

Definition: Awarded to Andrew in a run off victory. See 'All back', 'Back length'.

Example Sentence: The Beak award for 2023 for longest back goes to Andrew Panton!

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /biːn hoʊl/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Games & Challenges

Definition: A hole dug for the purpose of cooking bean hole beans. Also a piece of supplemental content where Gavin and Geoff attempt to make bean holes beans in Geoff's backyard. They encounter a stubborn rock. See 'Bean hole beans'.

Example Sentence: Is a bean hole still a bean hole if you never cooked beans in it? Or is it just a hole at that point?

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /biːn hoʊl biːnz/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Food & Drinks

Definition: Beans cooked in a bean hole.

Example Sentence: Bean hole beans are the best beans.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /biːn hoʊl deɪz/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Food & Drinks

Definition: A festival dedicated to bean holes and bean hole beans.

Example Sentence: We should all go to bean hole days.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /biːnz/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Events & Anecdotes

Definition: (British) Unit of power. Also short for bean hole or bean hole beans. See 'Bean hole' 'Bean hole beans'.

Example Sentence: It isn't going to make it, I don't think gave it enough beans.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: biːf ˈbreɪslət

Part of Speech: noun

Category: Food & Drinks

Definition: A Unifarm (Unifarm, combining the fabric of the farm with the power of one, unifarm) product that combines the nutritious qualities of beef with the convenience of a bracelet. For those in need of hands free sustenance while on the go.

Example Sentence: The beef bracelet is convenient, nutritious and delicious.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /bɛst ˈbʌdi ˈpɒdkæst/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Objects & Props

Definition: The podcast was nominated and won (in our hearts) the Best Buddy Podcast award at the Signal Awards. See 'Signal Awards'.

Example Sentence: It is an honour just to be nominated for Best Buddy Podcast award.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: bɪɡ dɒɡ

Part of Speech: noun

Category: Podcast-Specific Lore

Definition: Eric

Example Sentence: They call me Big Dog.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: bɪɡ ˈsælmən

Part of Speech: noun

Category: People & Characters

Definition: Andrew's trucker name.

Example Sentence: Big Salmon is hauling pipe.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /bɜːrd tʃɜːrp ˈɛmˌpiːˈθriː/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: People & Characters

Definition: Andrews trojan fart.

Example Sentence: Could you go ahead and play Bird_Chirp.mp3?

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /bɪts/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Podcast-Specific Lore

Definition: Andrews data allowance.

Example Sentence: I can't do it, I dont have the bits!

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /bɪts/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Podcast-Specific Lore

Definition: (British) Pulp.

Example Sentence: Could I get an orange juice with bits please?

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: ˈblaɪndsaɪd

Part of Speech: noun/exclamation

Category: Food & Drinks

Definition: A surprise episode of F**kface that is called at the beginning of the episode. Typically one of the cast member surprises the rest of the cast with some video content that they must watch together. Must be called before the tinto of the show is done, if they get called out on their blindside before they announce it, they lose their blindside.

Example Sentence: Blindside! That's right, you guys just got blindsided.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: boʊ ˈbɜrnəmɪd ɪt

Part of Speech: verb

Category: Games & Challenges

Definition: Inside on vinyl. Ending up with multiple copies of the same thing by accident. See 'Inside-ed'.

Example Sentence: I Bo Burnham-ed it, and now i have two.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /bɒɡ/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Podcast-Specific Lore

Definition: (British) Toilet.

Example Sentence: I have to go to the bog.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /bɒɡ roʊl/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: British Culture & Language

Definition: (British) Toilet paper.

Example Sentence: I bet you I can finish a roll of bog roll before you.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: bɒɡ roʊl ˈfoʊldərz

Part of Speech: noun

Category: British Culture & Language

Definition: Literally no idea. One of Gavin's unknown notes.

Example Sentence: I have no idea what bog roll folders means.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /bɒɡ ˈstændərd/

Part of Speech: Adjective

Category: British Culture & Language

Definition: (British) Standard, base, regular, the norm.

Example Sentence: This is the most bog standard item.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /bɒnts/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: British Culture & Language

Definition: (British) Your head.

Example Sentence: Someone threw a branch at my bonts.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈbɔːrˌzɔɪ/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: British Culture & Language

Definition: The longest of dogs.

Example Sentence: The borzoi is the longest of dogs.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /bɒv pɒp/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Humor & Inside Jokes

Definition: Bovril popsicle from Andrews game Dodge the Bov. See 'Bpvril', 'Dodge the bov'.

Example Sentence: I made a popsicle out of bovril, I call it the bov pop.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈbɒvɪŋ fɔːr ˈæplz/

Part of Speech: Verb phrase

Category: Food & Drinks

Definition: Like bobbing for apples but with bovril. See 'Bovril'.

Example Sentence: We should have boving for apples at Regulation Fest.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈbɒvrɪl/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Food & Drinks

Definition: Beefy tea. This fluid of beef fed an army and makes a hearty tea.

Example Sentence: I could go a cup of hot bovril.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /bɔɪ wɪð ðə ˈɡoʊldən hændz/

Part of Speech: Noun phrase

Category: Food & Drinks

Definition: Gavin

Example Sentence: He is the boy with the golden hands, of course it's going to work out.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈbrænstən ˈpɪkl/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: People & Characters

Definition: A British condiment made from diced vegetables pickled in a sticky broad sauce. A staple in a ploughman's lunch.

Example Sentence: Who doesn't love some Branston pickle?

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /brɛd tæɡ ˈkʌlərz/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Food & Drinks

Definition: Colours are based on the day of the week that the bread was put out.

Example Sentence: Did you know that bread tag colours actually mean something?

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: ˈbrɛkfəst pəˈlæpɛtsə

Part of Speech: noun

Category: Objects & Props

Definition: Potato pineapple pizza. Tortilla, ketchup, hashbrowns in place of cheese, bacon and pineapple.

Example Sentence: I wake up in the morning and have myself a breakfast polaplezza.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: ˈbraɪmliːd ɪt

Part of Speech: verb

Category: Food & Drinks

Definition: The core piece of information is wrong. See 'Wilford Brimley'.

Example Sentence: We just brimley-ed it.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /biː tiː ɛs/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Humor & Inside Jokes

Definition: BTS also known as the Bangtan Boys, is a South Korean boy band formed in 2010.

Example Sentence: I'm a big BTS guy.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /biː tiː ɛs miːl/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Cultural References & Media

Definition: The BTS Meal was a meal sold by McDonald's in collaboration with the South Korean boy band BTS. See 'BTS'.

Example Sentence: I accidently ordered 12 BTS meals.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /biː tiː ɛs sɔːs swiːt ˈtʃɪli ænd ˈkeɪdʒən/

Part of Speech: Noun phrase

Category: Food & Drinks

Definition: Special sauces that came with the BTS meal. Cajun and sweet chili flavors. See 'BTS Meal'.

Example Sentence: I am building a sauce empire around the BTS sauces sweet chili and cajun.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /biː tiː ɛs sɔːs ˈɛmpaɪər/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Food & Drinks

Definition: Andrews collection of BTS sauces. See 'BTS sauce'.

Example Sentence: I am looking to offload my sauce empire.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /bʌŋ ɪt/

Part of Speech: Verb

Category: Food & Drinks

Definition: (British) To throw or give.

Example Sentence: Just bung it in the fridge.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: ˈbɜrɡər ˈkɒnfɪdəns

Part of Speech: noun

Category: British Culture & Language

Definition: Having wild unfounded confidence in yourself directed at a specific task.

Example Sentence: oh! I had wild burger confidence with that, there is no way I could do that.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈbʌsi/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Humor & Inside Jokes

Definition: Tom 'Bussey' Martin famous for having his junior playing rights traded in 1983 by the Seattle Breakers to the Victoria Cougars in exchange for the Cougars' team bus.

Example Sentence: Bussey was traded for a bus.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈbʌsi bʌs/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: People & Characters

Definition: The bus that Bussey was traded for. See Bussey

Example Sentence: We gotta buy the Bussey Bus.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /kɑːrt drɛɡz/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Objects & Props

Definition: Left over items that permanently live in your online cart.

Example Sentence: You ever go through and clear out your cart dregs?

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈkæviˌɑːr foʊn/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Podcast-Specific Lore

Definition: Andrews burner phone for his burner social media account. For hot and not so hot sports takes and spicy jokes.

Example Sentence: You won't even know it was me, I'll use the Caviar phone.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈkævɪɑːrd/

Part of Speech: Verb

Category: Objects & Props

Definition: Getting got by Johny Caviar. See 'Johny Caviar'.

Example Sentence: you have just been Caviar-ed!

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈsɛntər ʌv ðə ˈfʌkfeɪs ˈjuːnɪvɜːrs/

Part of Speech: Noun phrase

Category: Humor & Inside Jokes

Definition: Deputy Indiana.

Example Sentence: We are going to go on a road trip to the Centre of the F**kface universe.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /səˈræmɪk ˈkɛtəl/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Podcast-Specific Lore

Definition: Andrew's fancy ass kettle.

Example Sentence: I got a bowl stuck to my ceramic kettle.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: ˈtʃɪkən ˈdɪnər

Part of Speech: noun

Category: Objects & Props

Definition: Andrews PUBG, February, month long challenge where he could only eat proper food for dinner if he won a game of PUBG.

Example Sentence: I could only eat a chicken dinner if I got a chicken dinner.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /tʃɪp ˈkɛli ˈɒfens/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Games & Challenges

Definition: Gavin's brain and thought process. An image based way of communicating plays to the players on the field.

Example Sentence: You have the Chip Kelly offence of brains.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈtʃɒkoʊ ˈtækoʊ/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Humor & Inside Jokes

Definition: Discontinued Klondike ice cream.

Example Sentence: Mark my words, they will bring back the choco taco.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈtʃɒklət ˈkɒnfɪdəns/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Food & Drinks

Definition: Unfounded confidence in one's ability to eat an entire bar of 100% lindt dark chocolate in under 5 minutes. See 'Chocolate off'.

Example Sentence: I have huge chocolate confidence.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈtʃɒklət ɒf/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Humor & Inside Jokes

Definition: A competition among the cast to eat a full block of 100% lindt dark chocolate in under 5 minutes. See 'Chocolate confidence'.

Example Sentence: Who will win the chocolate off?

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /tʃʌft/

Part of Speech: Adjective

Category: Games & Challenges

Definition: (British) Happy

Example Sentence: I am really chuffed with this.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈklɒzɪt dɒɡ/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: British Culture & Language

Definition: A hot dog cooked in a closet.

Example Sentence: I switched from desk dogs to closet dogs to circumvent the fire alarm.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /klʌtʃ maɪ pɜːrlz ˈpɒdˌkæst/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Food & Drinks

Definition: Eric's small wife and Geoff's wife's smut book podcast.

Example Sentence: If you like smut, go listen to the clutch my pearls podcast.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /kɒk əˈwɔːrd/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Cultural References & Media

Definition: See 'Cock Bite of the Year Award'.

Example Sentence: I really want to win a Cock Award.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /kɒk baɪt ʌv ðə jɪr əˈwɔːrd/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Podcast-Specific Lore

Definition: Rooster Teeth Excellence Award.

Example Sentence: I didn't even know i could nominate people for the Cock Bite of the Year Awards.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈkɒlɪn ðə ˈkætəˌpɪlər/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Podcast-Specific Lore

Definition: A chocolate roll cake sold by the British retailer Marks & Spencer

Example Sentence: I used to have Colin the caterpillar when I was a kid.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: ˈkɒmɛnt ˈliːvər

Part of Speech: noun

Category: Food & Drinks

Definition: Podcast listener who listens and comments, messages or interacts with with the cast and content.

Example Sentence: I am so sick of the comment leavers.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈkɒndɪmənts/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Podcast-Specific Lore

Definition: Don't mention condiments.

Example Sentence: We don't talk about condiments in here.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈkʊki oʊˈpʊs/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Humor & Inside Jokes

Definition: Cookie Puss was repurposed to serve as a cake for St Patrick's Day, dubbed "Cookie O'Puss", which continues to be sold annually. See 'Cookie Puss'.

Example Sentence: Oh man, check out the Cookie O'Puss.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈkʊki pʊs/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Food & Drinks

Definition: Cookie Puss is an ice cream cake character created by Carvel in the 1970s as an expansion of its line of freshly made exclusive products.

Example Sentence: I was all about a Cookie Puss back in the day.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈkʊki tuː stɛp/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Food & Drinks

Definition: Half cookie dough half Oreo ice cream.

Example Sentence: Cookie two step is the greatest icecream flavour.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈkuːliˌoʊ/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Food & Drinks

Definition: First rival of the podcast. He didn't know it, but he was in a race with the podcast for the most number of followers. He also comes up a lot for some reason.

Example Sentence: Do you know how many times Coolio comes up on this podcast?

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈkuːlioʊ ˈkiːnən ænd ˈkɛl sɒŋ/

Part of Speech: Noun phrase

Category: People & Characters

Definition: Coolio created the theme song for Kenan and Kel. All of which is mentioned an oddly high number of times throughout the show. Gavin makes this realisation with Meg.

Example Sentence: That was in the Coolio Kenan and Kel song.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈkɔːrkər/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Cultural References & Media

Definition: (British) Very good.

Example Sentence: That was an absolute corker.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: ˈkɒzmɪk krɪsp

Part of Speech: noun

Category: British Culture & Language

Definition: The regulation apple.

Example Sentence: The regulation apple is the Cosmic Crisp.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: ˈkɒzmɪk krɪsp ˈkʌmpəni

Part of Speech: noun

Category: Food & Drinks

Definition: Makers of the regulation apple and sponsors and friends of the F**kface podcast. See 'Cosmic Crisp (apple)'.

Example Sentence: Cosmic crisp followed us!

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /kreɪɡ/

Part of Speech: Proper noun

Category: Podcast-Specific Lore

Definition: The discord voice channel recording bot.

Example Sentence: Hopefully Craig recorded that.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈkrænˌtiːn/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Podcast-Specific Lore

Definition: Cranberry poutine by Andrew.

Example Sentence: I have made some cranteen for dinner.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈkrɔːdædz/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Food & Drinks

Definition: Michael Crawfords fans.

Example Sentence: You don't want to anger the crawdads.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /kɜːrst sɒks/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Cultural References & Media

Definition: Red socks cursed by Gavin, specifically two left socks, as is the way.

Example Sentence: Are we really going to sell cursed socks?

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈkɜːrsɪv/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Objects & Props

Definition: Joined up writing. See 'Joined up writing'

Example Sentence: Is cursive like joined up writing?

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /diː bɒks ˈfæmɪli/

Part of Speech: Noun phrase

Category: British Culture & Language

Definition: TPG, Eric, Gavin, Meg. Hobbs and Shaw, Fast 9. AKA D-Box Crew.

Example Sentence: The D Box family going to see Hobbs and Shaw this weekend.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈdærən/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: People & Characters

Definition: Gavin

Example Sentence: I was on a set once where they thought my name was Darren.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /diːp lɔːr əˈbaʊt ˈnʌθɪŋ/

Part of Speech: Noun phrase

Category: People & Characters

Definition: Tag line for the podcast.

Example Sentence: I would describe F**kface by saying that it is deep lore about nothing.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /diːp lɔːr əˈbaʊt ˈstʌfɪŋ/

Part of Speech: Noun phrase

Category: Podcast-Specific Lore

Definition: A thanksgiving themed cookbook put together by the podcast crew. It would either be all stuffing recipes, or no stuffing recipes at all.

Example Sentence: We are going to make a cookbook called 'Deep lore about stuffing' for thanksgiving.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /dəˈniːs/

Part of Speech: Proper noun

Category: Podcast-Specific Lore

Definition: Milley

Example Sentence: Hey, my name is Denise.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈdɛnvər ˈnʌɡɪts viː ˈpæntən/

Part of Speech: Noun phrase

Category: People & Characters

Definition: Andrew decided to battle the Denver Nuggets, where he would try to eat more nuggets in a game of basketball than the nuggets scored points in that game. He could only eat while the nuggets had the ball and while the game clock was active. He fell to nugget confidence.

Example Sentence: Tune in to see the epic struggle of the Denver Nuggets V Panton.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈdɛrɪk/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Games & Challenges

Definition: The #1 tattoo artist in Austin, possibly the world.

Example Sentence: Derek is the best.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: dɛsk dɒɡ

Part of Speech: noun

Category: People & Characters

Definition: A hot dog cooked at a desk.

Example Sentence: I have been making desk dogs.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /dɛsk ˈwɑːfəlz/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Food & Drinks

Definition: Waffles cooked at a desk.

Example Sentence: I have been making desk waffles all week.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: ˈdɪŋklɪdʒ

Part of Speech: noun

Category: Food & Drinks

Definition: A unit of measurement equalling the height of Peter Dinklage or 4 ft 5 in (1.35 m).

Example Sentence: An American Football field is 81.48 dinklage's long.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈdaɪnoʊ ˈnʌɡɪts/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Humor & Inside Jokes

Definition: Dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets

Example Sentence: I used to eat Dino nuggets all the time.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /diː ɛm viː/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Food & Drinks

Definition: Department of Motor Vehicles.

Example Sentence: Very few people know what the DMV is.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /duː bɒks/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Objects & Props

Definition: Andrews interactive storytelling experience.

Example Sentence: I have got a great Do Box story for you this week.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /duː wi duː?/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Games & Challenges

Definition: Supplemental content to work out products for Does It Do. See 'Does It do?'

Example Sentence: Do we do? Yes we do. Does it do? Wall of do, pile of don't.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /dɒdʒ ðə bɒv/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Podcast-Specific Lore

Definition: Andrews game involving random selection of popsicles where one is a bov pop, like russian roulette but with popsicles, however in this case half were good and half were bad. Flavors included, bovril, salad cream, pancake batter, apple juice, coke and mountain dew. See 'Bov pop'.

Example Sentence: You wanna play dodge the bov?

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /dʌz ɪt duː?/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Games & Challenges

Definition: A shown under the F**kface umbrella where Gavin and Geoff test as seen on TV products to see if they do what they are advertised as doing.

Example Sentence: Will there be more Does it do?

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈdɒn ˈpeɪdroʊ ˈprɒdʒɛkt/

Part of Speech: Noun phrase

Category: Podcast-Specific Lore

Definition: 2030 Pedro and Don baseball cards to create image of Don and Pedro fighting. See 'Don Pedro', 'Don Zimmer'.

Example Sentence: I recruited Millie to work on the Don Pedro Project.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈdɒn ˈzɪmər/

Part of Speech: Proper noun

Category: Podcast-Specific Lore

Definition: Don Zimmer was a player, manager and coach of major league baseball, he was involved with professional baseball for 65 years. If you planted a baseball in the ground, Don Zimmer is what would grow from it.

Example Sentence: Don Zimmer lived and breathed baseball.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈdɒŋki kɒŋ bɛt/

Part of Speech: Noun phrase

Category: Cultural References & Media

Definition: Andrew has 48 hours to beat the game. If Andrew loses he has to eat a banana every day for 64 days. If Gavin loses he must wear 64 items of clothing on the Roosterteeth podcast, and Andrew gets to pick one item for Gavin to wear.

Example Sentence: I have lost the Donkey Kong bet.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /buːm ʌv ðə luːm/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Games & Challenges

Definition: Geoff's creation. One of every kind of fruit combined in a blender. $100 of fruit combined into one drink

Example Sentence: This one glass of Doom of the Loom cost me $100.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈdʌbəl sɔːlt dʌtʃ ˈlɪkərɪʃ/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Food & Drinks

Definition: Tastes like going to the ocean and getting slammed by a wave, but in your mouth.

Example Sentence: I am never eating double salt dutch licorice again.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈdrækjʊlə eɪ diː ˈnaɪntiːn sɛvnti tuː/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Food & Drinks

Definition: Geoff's mystery movie and quest he completed on the show.

Example Sentence: We should do a watch along with Dracula A.D. 1972

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈdʌsti ˈbeɪkər/

Part of Speech: Proper noun

Category: Cultural References & Media

Definition: Inventor of the high five in 1977.

Example Sentence: Did you know that Dusty Baker invented the hi five?

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /iːt-ˈθiːliːt/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Cultural References & Media

Definition: Someone who competes in eating competitions and sports.

Example Sentence: I am an elite eat-thelete.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈɪŋɡlɪʃ tæˈtuː ˈɑːrtɪsts/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Games & Challenges

Definition: They must be very well dressed. It's the law.

Example Sentence: Did you know that English tattoo artists must, by law, were a suit while working?

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈɛpɪsəʊd ˈsɪksˌtiːn/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Cultural References & Media

Definition: Episode 16 became a running joke as the crew kept forgetting what episode number they were recording and kept calling each new episode episode 16. This is also the reason that episode 16 was chosen for the vinyl. See 'F**kface vinyl'.

Example Sentence: Hello and welcome to episode 16 of the F**kface podcast!

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈɛpɪsoʊd ˌwʌn ˈnaɪn ˈsɪks/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Podcast-Specific Lore

Definition: Greatest episode of all time

Example Sentence: Episode 196 is going to be the greatest episode of all time.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈɛrəl flɪn/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Podcast-Specific Lore

Definition: Gavin

Example Sentence: Errol Flynn is just a little bit cheeky.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ɪkˈsploʊdɪŋ ɪr ˈsɪndroʊm/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Cultural References & Media

Definition: A sleep disorder that causes you to hear a loud noise, usually when falling asleep or waking up

Example Sentence: I think I have exploding ear syndrome.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈɛkstrə ˈmiːdiəm/

Part of Speech: Adjective

Category: Humor & Inside Jokes

Definition: the most medium.

Example Sentence: Does this shirt come in extra medium?

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ɛf brændz/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Humor & Inside Jokes

Definition: Facejam, F**kface and ANMA

Example Sentence: Does this come under the F Brands umbrella?

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: ˈfʌkˌfeɪs

Part of Speech: noun/adjective

Category: Podcast-Specific Lore

Definition: that thing you do where, shooting yourself in the foot to make you laugh. Doing something dumb and funny, that ultimately probably causes more harm to you than good but as long as it makes you laugh and you are the butt of your own joke, it doesn't matter.

Example Sentence: As someone who has known you for a long time geoff, you have been fuckfacing for your entire life. F**kface is the most F**kface F**kface in the history of F**kface.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /fʌkfeɪs ˈkʊkbʊk/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Podcast-Specific Lore

Definition: the cookbook

Example Sentence: Tonight I will be making something out of my F**kface cookbook.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈfʌkfeɪs fɒnˈduː/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Food & Drinks

Definition: F**kface's Melting pot franchise

Example Sentence: We should buy a Melting Pot and call it F**kface Fondue.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /fʌkfeɪs nɒb drɒp ðə ɡeɪm/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Food & Drinks

Definition: Fan made game. https://michaelsgamelab.itch.io/fk-face-knob-drop

Example Sentence: Have you played the F**kface knob drop game?

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈfʌkfeɪs mɜːrtʃ drɛddrɒps/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Games & Challenges

Definition: Merch drop buried in the ground, you get the location and go and dig up your merch.

Example Sentence: We should totally start doing F**kface merch dead drops.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /fʌkfeɪs mjuːˈziːəm əv ˈɒdɪtiz ənd θɪŋz ðæt ɑː θɪŋz/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Podcast-Specific Lore

Definition: The F**kface museum, this made an appearance at RTX for the F**kface booth and contained many of the items discussed on the show. There have been grand visions for this museum discussed on the show.

Example Sentence: I can't wait to go to the F**kface museum of oddities and things that are things.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /fʌkfeɪs ˈvaɪnl/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Podcast-Specific Lore

Definition: The first of the episodes 16s pressed onto vinyl. This was done as a limited release that sold out immediately. The episode had to be cutdown and slightly sped up to fit onto the vinyl. See 'Episode 16'.

Example Sentence: Who knew that the F**kface vinyl would sell out so fast?

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈfʌkfɔːrs/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Podcast-Specific Lore

Definition: Quorum of judges to judge and weigh in on running bets, rules and past lore.

Example Sentence: I am taking this to F**kforce, we need an answer.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈfæti pɔːrk ˈpʌzl/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Podcast-Specific Lore

Definition: Paddleton mystery

Example Sentence: Can you even solve the Fatty pork puzzle?

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ɛf siː juː/

Part of Speech: Abbreviation

Category: Humor & Inside Jokes

Definition: F**kface cinematic universe

Example Sentence: Is this part of the ECU?

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /fiːt fiːt fiːt/

Part of Speech: Noun phrase

Category: Podcast-Specific Lore

Definition: Erics way of summoning Gavin to an episode

Example Sentence: I am going to say feet feet feet and Gavin will appear.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: ˈfɜrkɪŋ

Part of Speech: verb

Category: Humor & Inside Jokes

Definition: Fake working, such as putting on a branded shirt when you go out to pretend you are going to your job.

Example Sentence: Man, I was ferking all week.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: ˈfaɪər ɪkˈstɪŋɡwɪʃər

Part of Speech: noun

Category: Humor & Inside Jokes

Definition: Makes a great mike stand. Also, perfectly safe to fire off into 8 garbage bags.

Example Sentence: I am using my fire extinguisher as a mike stand.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈfleɪvər ˈplɪŋkoʊ/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Objects & Props

Definition: andrews best idea ever

Example Sentence: We should build a flavour plinko machine!

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /fluːk feɪs/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Games & Challenges

Definition: Re-recorded and recast episode 1 of F**kFace, produced by Andrew.

Example Sentence: This episode of FlukeFace is brought to you by Not the Rooster Teeth Store.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈfræzlz/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Podcast-Specific Lore

Definition: Bacon flavoured british crisps

Example Sentence: Oh man, wait till you try some Frazzles.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation:

Part of Speech: Proper noun

Category: Food & Drinks

Definition: ?

Example Sentence:

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: friː bɜrd

Part of Speech: noun

Category: People & Characters

Definition: Gavin's trucker name

Example Sentence: Hey, this is Free Bird, I'm stuck.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: frʌnt frʌnt

Part of Speech: noun

Category: People & Characters

Definition: A shirt or hoodie constructed with two fronts.

Example Sentence: Look at my new front front shirt.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /frʌnt frʌnt bæk bæk/

Part of Speech: Noun phrase

Category: Objects & Props

Definition: A shirt or hoodie made from wither two fronts or two backs. Giving you a front front shirt or a back back shirt.

Example Sentence: We should make a front front back back line.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈfrɒsti/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Objects & Props

Definition: Andrews nickname. Frosty Panton. Because of the icing ice pack

Example Sentence: They call me Frosty.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /fruːbz/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: People & Characters

Definition: British gogurts. Gavin got bullied on fridays with his frubes

Example Sentence: I always used to have Frubes at school.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /fruːt ɡlʌvz/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Food & Drinks

Definition: Geoffs plan to create fruit gloves

Example Sentence: I will invent fruit gloves.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /fruːt θroʊ/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Humor & Inside Jokes

Definition: F**kface competition to see what fruit can be thrown the furthest.

Example Sentence: We did the fruit throw last week!

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /fʌk ɡlæs/

Part of Speech: Exclamation

Category: Games & Challenges

Definition: The title of Geoff's story about breaking glass and the origin of the gurpler. See gurpler.

Example Sentence: Man, fuck glass, I'm sick of it!

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: fʌk hæt

Part of Speech: noun

Category: Events & Anecdotes

Definition: Andrews attempt at making merch, resulting in a broken embroidery machine and faulty, yet limited hats. AKA Russian fuck hat, fucked up fuck hat, russian maga hat

Example Sentence: What am I going to do with all these hats, we gotta sell the Fuck Hat.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈfʌdʒi ðə weɪl/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Objects & Props

Definition: Fudgie the Whale is a type of ice cream cake produced and sold by American ice-cream maker Carvel in its franchise stores.

Example Sentence: Have you ever had a Fudgie the Whale?

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: fweɪˈɡɪzmoʊ

Part of Speech: noun

Category: Food & Drinks

Definition: TPGs review of Reacher the show.

Example Sentence: The British Jackal

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: fweɪˈɡoʊ

Part of Speech: noun

Category: Podcast-Specific Lore

Definition: It's a TPG thing.

Example Sentence: That was fweygo.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /dʒiː fʌŋk/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Podcast-Specific Lore

Definition: Geoff

Example Sentence: My name on the site was G Funk.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: ɡæk

Part of Speech: noun (British slang)

Category: People & Characters

Definition: (British) Slang for gross liquid/bile, usually in the mouth.

Example Sentence: That tastes like gack.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈɡæmi/

Part of Speech: Adjective

Category: British Culture & Language

Definition: (British) Gross.

Example Sentence: Aww yuck, I'm not touching that, it's all gammy and gross.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈɡeɪtər/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: British Culture & Language

Definition: High energy Geoff radio show guy

Example Sentence: HELLO AND WELCOME TO F*******KFACE, MY NAME IS GATOR!

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ɡæv næv/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: People & Characters

Definition: Gavin

Example Sentence: I have been called Gav Nav in the past.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈɡævər/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: People & Characters

Definition: Gavin

Example Sentence: Geoff calls me Gaver.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈɡævɪn ˈfriːɒn/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: People & Characters

Definition: Fridge Gavin

Example Sentence: I would be called Gavin Freon if I was a fridge.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈɡævɪnz kɑːr/

Part of Speech: Noun phrase

Category: Humor & Inside Jokes

Definition: Geoff's car. See 'Goeff's Car'.

Example Sentence: Gavin owns Geoff's car.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈɡævɪnz ˌʌnˈnoʊn noʊts/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: People & Characters

Definition: Gavin unknown notes

Example Sentence: What does this note mean 'Gavin's unknown notes'?

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: dʒiː boʊn

Part of Speech: noun

Category: People & Characters

Definition: Geoff's trucker name

Example Sentence: Hey G Bone, can you come get me, I'm stuck again.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /dʒɛmz ʌv wɔːr/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Podcast-Specific Lore

Definition: A strategic hybrid puzzle and roleplaying game that Geoff has been playing for a long time. He currently has two achievements named after him. See 'Try this one Geoff' and 'Geoff is a Legend'.

Example Sentence: I have been preparing for this one achievement in Gems of War for like 6 months.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: ˈdʒɛntl ɡoʊst

Part of Speech: noun

Category: Games & Challenges

Definition: A ghost that occasionally interacts with Geoff at a particular intersection.

Example Sentence: A gentle ghost laid me down.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /dʒɛf ɪz ə ˈlɛdʒənd/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Events & Anecdotes

Definition: Type 'Geoff is a Legend' into global chat. One of two achievements in Gems of War named after Geoff. See 'Gems of War'

Example Sentence: Geoff is a Legend

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: dʒɛf ɪt

Part of Speech: verb

Category: Games & Challenges

Definition: Failing at taking a photo or video.

Example Sentence: You've completed geoffed that photo.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈʤɛfri pɔːl raɪt/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: People & Characters

Definition: Geoff

Example Sentence: I birth name is Geoffrey Paul Right.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈdʒɛfroʊ/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: People & Characters

Definition: 6th grade nickname

Example Sentence: I was called Geoffro in the 6th Grade.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /dʒɛfs baɪk trɪk/

Part of Speech: Noun phrase

Category: Humor & Inside Jokes

Definition: AKA the bike trick. Come out of a tunnel, up a bank 6 feet in the air, then i went down it, past a bridge, into a culvert that's another 3 feet down, then i went up the other side and did a sweet jump, then landed it and rode it off. It was a whelming bike trick

Example Sentence: I was sufficiently whelmed by Geoff's bike trick.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /dʒɛf's kɑːr/

Part of Speech: Noun phrase

Category: Events & Anecdotes

Definition: Gavin's car. See 'Gavin's Car'.

Example Sentence: I won Geoff's car in a bet.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ʤɛf's frɪʤ/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Humor & Inside Jokes

Definition: It had issues... the replacement had a wait time

Example Sentence: Geoff's fridge is the lemon of fridges.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /dʒɛf's nuː dɔːɡz neɪm ɪz ə ˈsiːkrɪt/

Part of Speech: Noun phrase

Category: Objects & Props

Definition: See Albert Einstein Brooks

Example Sentence: Geoff's new dog's name is a secret, how long do you think it will take for him to slip?

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈʤɛri ˈsaɪnfɛld/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: People & Characters

Definition: Jerry Seinfeld is he spelt his name like Geoff

Example Sentence: I love watching Georry Seinfeld do stand up.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: ɡɛt aʊt əv ɡrɛɡ fri kɑrd

Part of Speech: noun

Category: Humor & Inside Jokes

Definition: Free pass after salad creaming* something something up. *See definition for salad creaming.

Example Sentence: I might have to use my get out of Greg free card on this one.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈɡɛtɪŋ ˈɡɪzmoʊd/

Part of Speech: Verb phrase

Category: Games & Challenges

Definition: Getting melted into your costume

Example Sentence: I would not enjoy getting Gizmo-ed.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈɡɛtɪŋ ˈtrɪki/

Part of Speech: Verb phrase

Category: Humor & Inside Jokes

Definition: Geoff getting tricky on his BMX.

Example Sentence: I want to see Geoff getting tricky.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: ˈɡɪlfərd fɜrk

Part of Speech: noun

Category: Humor & Inside Jokes

Definition: 10th Grade Geoff

Example Sentence: I was Gilford Firk for the entire 10th grade.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ɡlæd aɪ ˈwɒznt ˈstændɪŋ wɛər aɪ wɒz tɛn ˈsɛkənd əˈɡoʊ ðə ˈmuːvi/

Part of Speech: Phrase (Title)

Category: People & Characters

Definition: gavins joke about the movie 2012 that jack stole. Twice

Example Sentence: I made the joke that the movie 2012 should have been called 'Glad i wasn't standing where I was 10 seconds ago, the movie'.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ɡoʊ ɡoʊ naʊ ˈdʒoʊi/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Humor & Inside Jokes

Definition: Geoff's friend that was on the boat trip in mexico

Example Sentence: Yeah, I was with Go, go now Joey.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ɡoʊ, ɡoʊ naʊ!/

Part of Speech: Exclamation

Category: Objects & Props

Definition: Go, go now! was shoulded at geoff and emily and their friends on a disastrous whale shark experience while on a trip in mexico.

Example Sentence: GO, GO NOW!

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ɡoʊ-kroʊ/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Events & Anecdotes

Definition: apple coke wallet velcro wrist technology

Example Sentence: Look at how much useful stuff i have on my Go-crow.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ɡɔlf kɑːrt/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Events & Anecdotes

Definition: If Andrew was a car.

Example Sentence: If I was a car I would be a golf cart.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: ɡuːtʃ puːtʃ

Part of Speech: noun

Category: Humor & Inside Jokes

Definition: Eric

Example Sentence: Hi, Im Eric, my friends call me Gooch Pooch

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈɡɔːrdən ˈræmzi ʃɛf blæst ˈmoʊbaɪl ɡeɪm/

Part of Speech: Noun phrase

Category: People & Characters

Definition: Andrew was briefly obsessed with getting on the leaderboards of this mobile game

Example Sentence: I have been spending way too much time on the Gordon Ramsay Chef Blast mobile game.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈɡɔːmlɪs/

Part of Speech: Adjective

Category: Games & Challenges

Definition: (British) Lacking sense or initiative

Example Sentence: You gormless bastard.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈɡoʊtəs/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: British Culture & Language

Definition: Geoff on his bachelor party

Example Sentence: GOTUS is on the move.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: ˈɡɒzɪŋ

Part of Speech: verb (British slang)

Category: People & Characters

Definition: (British) Slang for spitting.

Example Sentence: Who's gozzing all over the place?

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈɡreɪdi dɪk/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: British Culture & Language

Definition: The hamburglar before he became a criminal

Example Sentence: Doesn't Grady Dick look familiar to you?

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ɡreɪd ˈsuːɪsaɪd/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Humor & Inside Jokes

Definition: A drink made from a mix of six types grapes.

Example Sentence: Could I please have one grape suicide please.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ɡreɪt bɪɡ ˈmeɪbəl/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Food & Drinks

Definition: Giant inflatable swan

Example Sentence: We should get a great big mable and go to the lake.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation:

Part of Speech: Noun phrase

Category: Objects & Props

Definition:

Example Sentence: I have no idea what the Greatest minecraft lets play of all time is, I just know it was vertical.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ɡrɛɡ frəm əˈkaʊntɪŋ/

Part of Speech: Noun phrase

Category: Podcast-Specific Lore

Definition: Jeopardy rules. See 'Greg from Finance'.

Example Sentence: Greg from accounting is a totally different and separate person to Greg from finance.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ɡrɛɡ frəm ˈfaɪnæns/

Part of Speech: Noun phrase

Category: Humor & Inside Jokes

Definition: Very suspicious individual, may not exist. See 'Previously on F**kface guy'.

Example Sentence: Who the heck is Greg from finance?!

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: ɡrɛɡd ɪt

Part of Speech: verb

Category: Humor & Inside Jokes

Definition: When you just really fuck something up.

Example Sentence: You gregged it.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: ˈɡrɪfbɔːl

Part of Speech: noun

Category: Humor & Inside Jokes

Definition: Created by rooster teeth and now an official game type in Halo, named after Geoff's Red Vs Blue* character Griff. *See Red Vs Blue.

Example Sentence: Geoff I don't think you were ever good at Grifball.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: ɡrɪl ˈmæstər

Part of Speech: noun

Category: Games & Challenges

Definition: Geoff

Example Sentence: Remember that time the Grill Master bought a floor model BBQ?

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈɡrɪmli sʌn ʌv ɡroʊn/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: People & Characters

Definition: Andrews misheard name of Gimli son of Gloin

Example Sentence: I, Grimley son of Groin, am a hardy dwarf of the race of Durin.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ɡɛs huː maɪt biː dɛd/

Part of Speech: Phrase

Category: Humor & Inside Jokes

Definition: Gavin's game he used to play in England with his friends when it snowed. If there were no footprints from the front door of someone's house, they might be dead.

Example Sentence: I used to play a game called guess who might be dead.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ɡɛs huː maɪt biː dɛd tuː ˈmuːvi ɛˌdɪʃən/

Part of Speech: Noun phrase

Category: Games & Challenges

Definition: movie scenes try to guess if the character survives.

Example Sentence: I have a great new game, it's called 'Guess who might be dead 2: movie edition'.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈɡɜːrpəl/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Games & Challenges

Definition: Mix of green and purple

Example Sentence: I have got a gurple gurpler.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈɡɜːrplər mæks/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Humor & Inside Jokes

Definition: giant construction/traffic management cones.

Example Sentence: Get ready, 12 noon central time there will be a limited Gurpler max drop.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈhælɪbət/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Objects & Props

Definition: a pompous, snobby fish

Example Sentence: I think a halibut would be quit a pompous fish.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /hɔːl ʌv duː/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Humor & Inside Jokes

Definition: The cabinet on the set of Does it Do where items that are deemed to Do go. See Does it Do

Example Sentence: Does it go into the Hall of do, or the Pile of don't?

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈheɪloʊ taɪmz bɛts/

Part of Speech: Noun phrase

Category: Objects & Props

Definition: This was a back and forth speed running competition between Gavin and Andrew. Outskirts back and forth speed run, new techniques

Example Sentence: I have beaten one of your times, the Halo times bet is back on!

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /hæm kɔɪn/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Games & Challenges

Definition: Ham based NFTs to be used as currency. See Ham Zone

Example Sentence: I am going to become a ham coin millionaire.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /hæm fæn/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Objects & Props

Definition: A license plate Geoff saw and very much enjoyed. It was the catalyst that sent the podcast into the ham zone.

Example Sentence: I saw a license plate that said ham fan.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /hæm ˈsændwɪtʃ ɛn ɛf tiː/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Events & Anecdotes

Definition: Geoffs ham sandwich 1 of 1 NFT. See Ham Zone

Example Sentence: Has anyone bought your ham sandwich NFT?

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /hæm zoʊn/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Objects & Props

Definition: A very exciting zone with great enthusiasm for ham. The podcast entered the Ham Zone through Ham Fan. See Ham Fan.

Example Sentence: Oh, we are in the Ham zone now!

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈhæmbɜːrɡər ˈsænwɪtʃ ʃɒp/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Podcast-Specific Lore

Definition: Does not exist.

Example Sentence: Have you ever seen an actual hamburger sandwich shop?

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: heɪt næp

Part of Speech: noun

Category: Humor & Inside Jokes

Definition: When you are so mad so you have to have a nap.

Example Sentence: I was so mad, so I went and had a hate nap.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: ˈhævɪŋ wɜrmz

Part of Speech: verb phrase

Category: Humor & Inside Jokes

Definition: Taking steroids.

Example Sentence: Did that player also have worms?

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /eɪtʃ-iː-biː/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Objects & Props

Definition: Texas grocery store.

Example Sentence: It's H-E-B, not H-G-B.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈhɜːrmən ˈmɪlər/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Humor & Inside Jokes

Definition: A globally recognised leader in residential furniture, office furniture systems, accessories and institutional seating. Andrew managed to get sent one to preplaces his constantly breaking desk chairs.

Example Sentence: I am going to go and sit in my Herman Miller.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈhoʊbɑːr/

Part of Speech: Verb

Category: Objects & Props

Definition: hold the bath - andrew

Example Sentence: HOBAR HOBAR!

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /hoʊm vaɪb ɪnˈspɛktər ɡaɪ/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Humor & Inside Jokes

Definition: Guy who inspects the vibe of a potential home. Structural building inspector guy and then a vibes guy. AKA Video sommelier

Example Sentence: You should hire a home vibe inspector guy anytime you are looking at property.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈhʌni ˈmɒnstər/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Humor & Inside Jokes

Definition: The mascot of British cereal Sugar Puffs/Honey Monster Puffs

Example Sentence: What the heck is up with the Honey Monster?

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈhʌni ˈmʌstərd/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Cultural References & Media

Definition: Top tier condiment, according to some

Example Sentence: Honey mustard is the pinnacle of condiments.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /hɔːrs mæn/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Food & Drinks

Definition: man who bets on horses

Example Sentence: I saw a horse man, he was betting on horses.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈhɒtkeɪks laɪf hæk/

Part of Speech: Noun phrase

Category: Humor & Inside Jokes

Definition: hotcakes happy meal give 3 instead of the listed 2, plus a drink and a hashbrown

Example Sentence: I would argue that your hotcakes life hack, isn't even a hack at all.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈhʌmpti ˈdʌmpti/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Food & Drinks

Definition: Cannon on the walls of Colchester for the royalists

Example Sentence: Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: ˈiən

Part of Speech: noun

Category: Cultural References & Media

Definition: Face looking up smiling. Nose where the hair should be, mouth in the middle, standard ears.

Example Sentence: We should put Ian on a blimp.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈaɪsɪŋ aɪs pæk/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Humor & Inside Jokes

Definition: Andrew was using a bag of icing from a gingerbread house kit as an ice pack. Just when ever he go too hot.

Example Sentence: I have been using this icing ice pack all week and it's great.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: ˈɪki ˈʃʌfəl

Part of Speech: noun

Category: Humor & Inside Jokes

Definition: Agility drill done with the a speed ladder and used to build foot speed and overall agility. This drill is performed by weaving in and out of the spaces on the ladder, shuffling your feet from one side of the ladder to the other.

Example Sentence: IT'S THE ICKEY SHUFFLE!

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈaɪsi hɒt/

Part of Speech: Adjective

Category: Games & Challenges

Definition: on the ears and on the balls. Performance enhancer

Example Sentence: I have been using icy hot for the last 3 episodes.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈiːɡɔːr ˈpætərsən/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Humor & Inside Jokes

Definition: Lee offman. See Lee Offman

Example Sentence: What's thats guys name, Igor Patterson isn't it?

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈɪnɪt/

Part of Speech: Interjection

Category: People & Characters

Definition: (British) Isn't it

Example Sentence: A swede is a rutabaga innit?

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈɪnˌsaɪd-ɛd/

Part of Speech: Verb

Category: British Culture & Language

Definition: See Bo Burnham-ed

Example Sentence: I inside-ed it, and now I have two.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ɪt dʌz ɪɡˈzæktli wɒt ɪt sɛz ɒn ðə tɪn/

Part of Speech: Idiom

Category: Podcast-Specific Lore

Definition: Is an idiom that means something is accurate and does what it is intended to do. It originated as an advertising slogan for the British brand Ronseal. Gavin used an ad from Ronseal that featured this line in his list for the Childhood Ad Draft.

Example Sentence: It does exactly what it says on the tin' became an icon.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /dʒeɪmz ˈbʌkli/

Part of Speech: Proper noun

Category: British Culture & Language

Definition: English actor, musician and YouTuber who played Jay Cartwright in the E4 sitcom The Inbetweeners

Example Sentence: We are going to do some gameplay videos with James Buckley.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ʤiːp ɡrænd ˈwæɡəniər wɪθ wʊd ˈpænəlɪŋ/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Cultural References & Media

Definition: if geoff was a car

Example Sentence: If I was a car I would be a Jeep grand wagoneer with wood paneling.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈdʒɪŋɡəl dʒɪŋɡəl dʒɪŋɡəl/

Part of Speech: Noun phrase

Category: Humor & Inside Jokes

Definition: guy in an orgy with a fanny pack full of keys

Example Sentence: Can you tell me what you meant by jingle jingle jingle yet?

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈdʒɒniz ˈbɑːrbər ʃɒp/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Humor & Inside Jokes

Definition: Andrews hairdresser. Shout out Johnny's Barber shop

Example Sentence: I am going to head down to Johnny's Barber shop to get my hair cut.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: ˈdʒɒni ˈkævɪɑr

Part of Speech: noun

Category: Objects & Props

Definition: Spicy Andrew

Example Sentence: Was that a bit of Johny Caviar?

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈdʒɔɪnd ʌp ˈraɪtɪŋ/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: People & Characters

Definition: Cursive. See 'Cursive'

Example Sentence: What the heck is joined up writing, it's called cursive.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /dʒeɪ piː ɛm/

Part of Speech: Abbreviation

Category: British Culture & Language

Definition: jokes per minute

Example Sentence: We need to pump up our JPM.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /dʒʌdʒ ˈɡævəl/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Podcast-Specific Lore

Definition: Judge Gavin

Example Sentence: If I were a judge, I would want to be called Judge Gavel.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈkiːnən ænd kɛl/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: People & Characters

Definition: This show comes up a lot for some reason.

Example Sentence: Kenan and Kel come up almost as much as Coolio.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈkɜːrwɪn frɒst ˈnʌɡɪt ˈbʌdiz/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Cultural References & Media

Definition: These are collectibles that came with an adult sized happy meal McDonald's was running called the Kerwin Frost Box. Andrew got heavily investing in them, as did Geoff. Andrew sent Geoff his unopened stash of Nugget Buddies to open on the breakshow, hoping to finish off his collection.

Example Sentence: I am all in on the new Kerwin Frost Nugget Buddies.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈkɛvɪn ˈdɒnəvən/

Part of Speech: Proper noun

Category: Objects & Props

Definition: Director of the Tuxedo and Enemy of F**kface

Example Sentence: Andrew! Leave Kevin Donovan alone!

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈkuːzi/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Cultural References & Media

Definition: AKA Stubby Holder in australia

Example Sentence: I am big into the koozie game.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: ˈkræm-pɪs

Part of Speech: noun

Category: Objects & Props

Definition: Cult leader Andrew a fusion of Piss Boy and Krampus

Example Sentence: Bow before the mighty Kram-piss.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: ˈkræmpəs

Part of Speech: noun

Category: People & Characters

Definition: Andrew

Example Sentence: I have embraced being Krampus.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /læsoʊ ˈnʌɡɪts ˈnæsoʊ/

Part of Speech: Abbreviation

Category: People & Characters

Definition: Nuggets All Skulls On

Example Sentence: I was playing on NASO.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /liː ˈɒfmən/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Games & Challenges

Definition: Miami dolphins fight song guy, a reverse Leona Waddell. See Reverse Leona Waddell.

Example Sentence: I pulled a reverse Leona Waddell with Lee Offman.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: liˈoʊnə wəˈdɛl

Part of Speech: noun

Category: People & Characters

Definition: Michael Jordan of basket weaving. Revered leader in the white oak basket making community.

Example Sentence: I know absolutely nothing about Leona Waddell.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈlaɪf.hæk/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: People & Characters

Definition: No one on this show is really sure what this is.

Example Sentence: Guys, I think I have a new life hack.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: ˈlaɪtˌbraɪtɪŋ

Part of Speech: verb

Category: Humor & Inside Jokes

Definition: Andrews game to trick people into turning off their XBOX with a fake recon code.

Example Sentence: Lightbrighting may have been the reason I have such bad gamer rep.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /lɪl ɡɜːrp/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Games & Challenges

Definition: A thimble.

Example Sentence: Those those trying to cut back, try the Lil Gurp.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈlɪtl stiːv/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Objects & Props

Definition: Andrews 6th generation ancestor.

Example Sentence: I can't wait for little Steve to find this and listen to it.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈluːkəs, ˈɛdwərd, ænd ˈheɪdən/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Humor & Inside Jokes

Definition: The nemesis' of the podcast.

Example Sentence: Lucas, Edward and Hayden are all nemesis' of the podcast.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈmædʒɪk hɒt dɒɡ dɪˈvaɪs/

Part of Speech: Noun phrase

Category: People & Characters

Definition: Andrews old phone with memories of ordering hot dogs with his grandmother. Samsung J2 2015. Can you get hotdogs on that thing?

Example Sentence: I have a strong sentimental connection to my magic hot dog device.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /mæn hændz/

Part of Speech: Noun phrase

Category: Objects & Props

Definition: The title of one of Geoff's stories from his vacation, the life lesson from which was, get massages from a man.

Example Sentence: You gotta get some man hands.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈmændəlbrɒt sɛt/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Events & Anecdotes

Definition: A two-dimensional set with a relatively simple definition that exhibits great complexity, especially as it is magnified.

Example Sentence: The mandelbrot set really freaks me out.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ɛm siː juː/

Part of Speech: Abbreviation

Category: Cultural References & Media

Definition: McCallister Cinematic Universe

Example Sentence: Is Home Alone 3 canon to the MCU?

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈmɛrɪk/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Podcast-Specific Lore

Definition: Eric

Example Sentence: I had a job once where my boss thought me name was Meric.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: ˈmɛtl sneɪk

Part of Speech: noun

Category: People & Characters

Definition: Gracie

Example Sentence: My Chinese zodiac birth name is Metal Snake.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈmeksɪkən ˈpiːtsə/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: People & Characters

Definition: Removed item from the taco bell menu.

Example Sentence: I miss the mexican pizza from Taco Bell.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /mɪlk ɪn ə bæɡ/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Food & Drinks

Definition: canadian milk comes in a bag

Example Sentence: If you get milk in a bag, is this a container?

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈmɪŋɪŋ/

Part of Speech: Adjective

Category: Humor & Inside Jokes

Definition: (British) Gross.

Example Sentence: I'm not going anywhere near it, it's minging.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈmɪni frɪdʒ/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: British Culture & Language

Definition: A thing that is not a mic stand that was used as a mic stand

Example Sentence: I use my mini fridge as a mic stand.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /məˈnɒpəli ˈmʌni/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Objects & Props

Definition: Gavin and Andrew's on going bit tGavinwas trying to get Monoploy money ionto Andrew's door/into his house, and Andrew was trying to get cucumbers into Gavin's house.

Example Sentence: I bet I can get monopoly money into your house without you knowing.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈmɒnstər mʌntʃ/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Humor & Inside Jokes

Definition: A British baked corn snack with a pickled onion flavour. Gavin brought these as part of his picks for the international chip off.

Example Sentence: You have never heard of Monster Munch?

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /maʊθ aɪˈdiːəz/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Food & Drinks

Definition: Ideas your mouth says that bypasses your brain.

Example Sentence: I have some bizarre mouth ideas.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: ˈmʌdi ˈbʌdi

Part of Speech: noun

Category: Humor & Inside Jokes

Definition: Nick's trucker name

Example Sentence: Muddy Buddy on your six.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈmʌldri ənd ˈsʌli/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: People & Characters

Definition: Mulder and Scully from the X Files

Example Sentence: Are you telling me there are not called Muldry and Sully?

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈmʌpɪt/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Cultural References & Media

Definition: (British) Insult

Example Sentence: You are an absolute muppet.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: ˈmjuːzɪk

Part of Speech: noun

Category: British Culture & Language

Definition: A team theme song.

Example Sentence: If you looked up Music in my dictionary, it would say the A team theme song.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ɛm viː piː tuː/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Podcast-Specific Lore

Definition: Andrews childhood movie, most vertical primate and the guys first watch along. Famously delayed many many times and the origin of the banana wipe. See banana wipe.

Example Sentence: MVP2 is high on my monkey scale.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /maɪ ˈhʌbiz ˈbeɪɡəlz/

Part of Speech: Noun phrase

Category: Podcast-Specific Lore

Definition: A local bagel shop near andrew. They featured the regulation bagel. They have since closed down, unrelated to the regulation bagel, which is now looking for a new home. See regulation bagel.

Example Sentence: My hubbies Bagels, now serving the regulation bagel.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /nəˈnaɪmoʊ ˌbʌkəˈnɪrz/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Food & Drinks

Definition: Junior hockey team from Nanaimo.

Example Sentence: We should sponsor the Nanaimo Buccaneers.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: nuː trʌks

Part of Speech: noun

Category: Cultural References & Media

Definition: Snowrunner expeditions

Example Sentence: I am going to play some new trucks.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /nɪk næks/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Podcast-Specific Lore

Definition: A German snack consisting of crunchy peanuts covered in a savory dough coating. These were mistakenly bought as part of Gavin's British crisps for the International Chip Off.

Example Sentence: The Nic Nac's were better than everything else you brought.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /naɪs tuː θriːt juː/

Part of Speech: Phrase

Category: Food & Drinks

Definition: multiple greeting wrist technology

Example Sentence: Hi, it's nice to threet you.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /nɪk lɑːf træʧ/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Objects & Props

Definition: Adding in Nicks audio of him laughing during the episodes. Initially introduced just for the listeners, later added to the live recording.

Example Sentence: We have added Nick's laugh track to the podcast recordings.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /nɪk ˈneɪmləs/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Podcast-Specific Lore

Definition: PI

Example Sentence: We will get Nick Nameless on the case.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈnɪk næks/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: People & Characters

Definition: A British extruded corn snack. Gavin thought he brought these as part of his picks for the international chip off, he instead got Nic Nac's. See Nic Nac's'

Example Sentence: What the heck are these, these are not Nik Naks, these are Nic Nac's.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /nɔːrθ tuː ˈtɛksəs/

Part of Speech: Phrase

Category: Food & Drinks

Definition: Texas is the most north that Andrew has been. Because if you kept flying north you would eventually get it Texas. Obviously

Example Sentence: So, if you keep going north, and come around the globe, you will keep going all the way north to Texas.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /noʊz flæps/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Humor & Inside Jokes

Definition: Geoff has nose flaps that he can close so he can stop smelling. This was tested and confirmed in some supplemental content.

Example Sentence: I can close my nose flaps to stop me smelling.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation:

Part of Speech: Noun phrase

Category: Humor & Inside Jokes

Definition: Totally legitimate, legal operation not associated with Roosterteeth in any way.

Example Sentence: Not the Rooster Teeth store is in no way affiliated with the Rooster Teeth store.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈnʌɡɪt ˈkɒntɛnt/

Part of Speech: Noun phrase

Category: Podcast-Specific Lore

Definition: See Denver Nuggets V Panton

Example Sentence: I really enjoyed the nugget content.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈnʌɡɪts/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Podcast-Specific Lore

Definition: See Denver Nuggets V Panton

Example Sentence: Nuggets was a great struggle between two amazing competitors.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈɔːfɪs deɪ/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Podcast-Specific Lore

Definition: standard day for the podcast crew to do stuff

Example Sentence: Are we doing office day this week?

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈɒlɪv ɔɪl/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Podcast-Specific Lore

Definition: olive oil is a liquid fat

Example Sentence: What is olive oil?

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ɒn klɪər/

Part of Speech: adjective phrase

Category: Food & Drinks

Definition: No one says on fleek anymore everyone says on clear now, on clear is the new thing.

Example Sentence: All the cool kids are saying on clear.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ɒn ðə fɛns/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Humor & Inside Jokes

Definition: Movie starring Jim Carrey and Tony Shalhoub, where one of the characters doesn't have any opinions.

Example Sentence: I would watch On the Fence! in a heartbeat.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈoʊnli fɑrts/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Cultural References & Media

Definition: Like cameo but for farts, specifically Geoff's farts.

Example Sentence: You can be on my OnlyFarts for free.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /uː, oʊ noʊ/

Part of Speech: Phrase

Category: Humor & Inside Jokes

Definition: gavins totally 100% genuine sounds. Also became andrews text notification sound.

Example Sentence: I am talking with the guy, and my phone is just going 'Ooooh, oh no', over and over.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈoʊpən ˈwɔːtər/

Part of Speech: Noun phrase

Category: Humor & Inside Jokes

Definition: The title of one of Geoff's stories from his vacation. See GO, GO NOW!

Example Sentence: Do you want me to tell Open Water, or Man Hands?

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: ˌɒrˈæŋuːˌtæŋ

Part of Speech: noun

Category: Events & Anecdotes

Definition: Man of the beverage.

Example Sentence: Geoff used to be an Orangutang.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈoʊvərkɪl əˈtʃiːvmənt/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Humor & Inside Jokes

Definition: Contentious achievements gained by Gavin, there were many non believers. Gavin brings the receipts in the form of game footage and people are still not convinced.

Example Sentence: I don't believe your overkill achievement was genuine.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /aʊl aʊl/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Games & Challenges

Definition: Geoff's dog Henry's owl dog toy

Example Sentence: Owl Owl is a stuffed owl.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /piː wɜːrd/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Objects & Props

Definition: Pastrami

Example Sentence: I can't eat the P Word anymore, it's been ruined.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation:

Part of Speech:

Category: Humor & Inside Jokes

Definition: A circular jail with minimal staff

Example Sentence:

Show: Regulation

Pronunciation:

Part of Speech: Noun phrase

Category: Humor & Inside Jokes

Definition: Three law students and a lawyer. AKA three dipshits and a lawyer.

Example Sentence: You are going to need to bring the big guns if you are going to take on the Panton Defence Group.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation:

Part of Speech: Noun phrase

Category: Podcast-Specific Lore

Definition: The pencil case. Also the most frustrating series of events ever. Of all time.

Example Sentence: Where were you when the decision came down for Panton vs Ram-Free.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /pæt ˈɡævɪndeɪl/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Podcast-Specific Lore

Definition: A realtor in movies

Example Sentence: Is that Pat Gavindale?

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /pæt ˈɡævɪndeɪl sɪnɪˈmætɪk ˈjuːnɪvɜːrs/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: People & Characters

Definition: Universe of movies containing pat gavindale. See 'Pat Gavindale'

Example Sentence: Is this part of the Pat Gavindale cinematic universe?

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈpævəl ˈkɒdɒf/

Part of Speech: Proper noun

Category: Podcast-Specific Lore

Definition: Russian tennis player. He was a massive favourite who blew it.

Example Sentence: Pavel Kodof blew it! He blew it!

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /paɪl ʌv doʊnt/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Humor & Inside Jokes

Definition: The pile on the floor of the set of Does it Do where the items that Don't are sent. See Does it Do.

Example Sentence: Does it go into the Hall of do, or the Pile of don't?

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈpɪloʊ ˈmaʊntən/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Objects & Props

Definition: Andrews bed pillow set up for sleeping. This includes: 2 body/large pillows plus 6 regulation pillows.

Example Sentence: I got to sleep on pillow mountain every night.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈpɪnˌbɔːlz/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Objects & Props

Definition: Gavin, andrew and kaleb went to pinballs, gavin doesn't remember. Kaleb brings the receipts and provided photographic evidence.

Example Sentence: We have never been to pinballs together.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: pɪs bɔɪ

Part of Speech: noun

Category: Events & Anecdotes

Definition: Andrew

Example Sentence: Nah, I'm not piss boy anymore, that mantle has been passed to Gavin.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈpliːdɪŋ ðə ˈsɛkənd/

Part of Speech: Verb phrase

Category: People & Characters

Definition: from the trip to key west

Example Sentence: I plead the second.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈplɛzəntriz/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Humor & Inside Jokes

Definition: A pre-podcast period of time where people can chat before everyone is present and the show starts. Andrew is a big pleasantries guy.

Example Sentence: It is no longer pleasantries once Gavin joins.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: ˈplaʊmənz ˈpiːtsə

Part of Speech: noun

Category: Podcast-Specific Lore

Definition: gavins pizza. Refer cookbook. Piccalilly, pickled onion, ham, english cheddar, branston pickle stuffed crust, chutney.

Example Sentence: The ploughmans pizza was barely edible.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈpɒfəl/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Food & Drinks

Definition: pancake mix cooked in a waffle maker

Example Sentence: And in the morning, I'm making poffles!

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈpɔːrtərˌhaʊs/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Food & Drinks

Definition: Geoff

Example Sentence: I would like everyone to call me Porterhouse.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈpoʊstˌtriz/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Humor & Inside Jokes

Definition: Post episode pleasantries. See pleasantries.

Example Sentence: Hang around after the episode for some Posttries.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /pəˈteɪtoʊ smaɪlz/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Podcast-Specific Lore

Definition: A classic potato product, made from mashed potato and prepared in the oven, sold in the frozen food section. Andrew and Gavin were all about them, Geoff has never had one until Andrew sent him some during the show.

Example Sentence: Have you never had potato smiles before?

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈpɔɪmʌlz/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Food & Drinks

Definition: From Geoff and Gavin's smut. There are six on a back.

Example Sentence: Do poymuls glisten or pulsate or anything like that?

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation:

Part of Speech:

Category: Humor & Inside Jokes

Definition: Eric presidential pardon, pardon as president of the company

Example Sentence:

Show: Regulation

Pronunciation: /ˈpriːviəsli ɒn fʌkfeɪs ɡaɪ/

Part of Speech: Noun phrase

Category: Humor & Inside Jokes

Definition: Greg from Finance. See Greg from Finance

Example Sentence: Who the heck is the previously on F**kface guy?!

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: ˈprɪntɪŋ ðə lɔː

Part of Speech: verb phrase

Category: Humor & Inside Jokes

Definition: Andrew was attempting to print the law, so he could read it and find some loopholes. This caused numerous tech issues and resulted in the most broken podcast thus far. He printed the law, and the law won.

Example Sentence: I want to learn all the laws, so I am printing the law.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /prɒp ɛf/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Events & Anecdotes

Definition: Decriminalise scrumping and add RRI runs ran in.

Example Sentence: Vote for prop. F.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈprɒpərti ˈbrʌðərz ˈmoʊbaɪl ɡeɪm/

Part of Speech: Noun phrase

Category: Humor & Inside Jokes

Definition: Andrew was mildly obsessed with this game for a short time.

Example Sentence: I have been spending way too much time on the Property Brothers mobile game.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈpʌntʃˌlaɪnɪŋ/

Part of Speech: Verb

Category: Games & Challenges

Definition: Saying punchlines to jokes that don't exist

Example Sentence: We used to play this game called punchlining when I was at school.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈpɜːrpl ˈnaɪtmɛər/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Humor & Inside Jokes

Definition: The title of one of Geoff's stories which involved the explosion of a 20 ounce purple smoothie after hitting the floor.

Example Sentence: I will tell you the story titled 'Purple nightmare'.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈpɜːrplˌsɔːrəs rɛks/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Events & Anecdotes

Definition: Flavors of kool aid from the 80's. Mix of lemon and grape.

Example Sentence: They don't make purplesaurus rex anymore.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /pʊs pʊs/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Food & Drinks

Definition: Geoff's dog Henry's octopus dog toy

Example Sentence: Puss Puss is clearly and octopus not a cat.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈkwɔːrənˌtiːn ˈpæstə/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Objects & Props

Definition: Gavin unknown notes

Example Sentence: What does this note mean 'Quarantine pasta'?

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈræmˌdʒæm/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Humor & Inside Jokes

Definition: Gavin

Example Sentence: My new name is Ramjam.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: ˈræmskuːp

Part of Speech: noun

Category: Humor & Inside Jokes

Definition: Gavin from red dwarf

Example Sentence: With me as always, Ramscoop.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈrætiˌbɔɪ/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Cultural References & Media

Definition: Eric hates him and doesn't want him. Andrew owns the media and merchandising rights for Ratyboy

Example Sentence: I hate Ratyboy! I don't want him.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈrætiˌbɔɪ ʃɜːrt/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Podcast-Specific Lore

Definition: Eric hates it

Example Sentence: The Ratyboy shirt might just be the best shirt we have ever made.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: ˈreɪmənd ˈsʌmər

Part of Speech: noun

Category: Objects & Props

Definition: Andrew

Example Sentence: My name is Raymond Somer.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: rɛd hiːt

Part of Speech: noun

Category: People & Characters

Definition: A new name for a radish.

Example Sentence: Red heat should be the new name for a radish. I am going to put some red heat on this salad.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: rɛd vɜrs bluː

Part of Speech: noun

Category: Humor & Inside Jokes

Definition: A long running web show created by Roosterteeth, featuring Geoff as Griff. AKA RVB

Example Sentence: Are you making more Red vs Blue?

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /rɪˈdɛmpʃən jɪər/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Cultural References & Media

Definition: Podcast year 2 andrews redemption year, AKA redemption tour. Salad cream redemption, outskirts bet win, soda can chug redemption, fire extinguisher redemption

Example Sentence: I am halfway through my redemption year.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: ˌrɛɡ.jʊˈleɪ.ʃən ˈæpl

Part of Speech: noun

Category: Podcast-Specific Lore

Definition: Cosmic Crisp

Example Sentence: The Cosmic Crisp is the regulation apple.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˌrɛɡjʊˈleɪʃən ˈbɛti waɪt dʒaʊst fʌnd/

Part of Speech: Noun phrase

Category: Food & Drinks

Definition: A plan to win a betty white fandom competition to get funds to perform the joust stunt on jet skis

Example Sentence: When we win we will create the Regulation Betty White Joust Fund.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˌrɛɡjʊˈleɪʃən ˈɡeɪmpleɪ/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Podcast-Specific Lore

Definition: F**kface lets play videos

Example Sentence: I enjoy watching Regulation Gameplay videos.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: ˌrɛɡ.jʊˈleɪ.ʃən ɡaɪ

Part of Speech: noun

Category: Podcast-Specific Lore

Definition: Nick

Example Sentence: Its Nick, he's the Regulation Guy

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: ˌrɛɡ.jʊˈleɪ.ʃən ˈlɪs.ən.ər

Part of Speech: noun

Category: People & Characters

Definition: Podcast listeners who only listen and don't leave comments or interact with the crew and content in any other way

Example Sentence: I'm a regulation listener.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: ˌrɛɡ.jʊˈleɪ.ʃən ˈsændwɪtʃ

Part of Speech: noun

Category: Podcast-Specific Lore

Definition:

Example Sentence: For lunch I shall have a regulation sandwich.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /rɪˈlaɪənt ˈrɒbɪn/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Food & Drinks

Definition: if gavin was a car

Example Sentence: If I was a car I would be a Reliant Robin.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /rɪˈvɜːrs ˈlaɪənə ˈwɛndəl/

Part of Speech: Noun phrase

Category: Humor & Inside Jokes

Definition: Knowing everything about something, but not the name. See lee offman.

Example Sentence: I pulled a reverse Leona Waddell with Lee Offman.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: rɪˈvɜrs ˈsæləd krim

Part of Speech: noun

Category: Humor & Inside Jokes

Definition: When you nail an anticipated moment.

Example Sentence: Oh man, Andrew! You reverse salad creamed that.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ɑːr ɛf eɪ ɛf juː/

Part of Speech: Abbreviation

Category: Humor & Inside Jokes

Definition: Restricted Free Agent Fuck You - ice hockey

Example Sentence: You will be playing for this team, I am pulling a RFAFU.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /rɪŋ dɔːr bɛl/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Humor & Inside Jokes

Definition: Jack

Example Sentence: He is the ring doorbell of filming.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈrɪpkɪnz bɪˈliːv ɪt kɔːz waɪ nɒt/

Part of Speech: Noun phrase

Category: Objects & Props

Definition: Another name for the F**kface museum.

Example Sentence: We could also call it Ripkens believe it cause why not.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /rɒk nɒt rɒk drɑːft/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Podcast-Specific Lore

Definition: It's a draft of rocks that are not rocks. Come on, it's in the name

Example Sentence: We are going to do a draft of rocks that are not rocks, called the rock not rock draft.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈroʊleɪdz/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Games & Challenges

Definition: Rolex (Jake)

Example Sentence: Rolaides are such a classy brand of watch.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈrɒnəldz kəˈbuːs/

Part of Speech: Noun phrase

Category: Humor & Inside Jokes

Definition: A series of cabooses attached to McDonald's restaurants.

Example Sentence: Have you never been to a McDonald's with a Ronald's Caboose?

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈruːtlʌmps/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Objects & Props

Definition: Direct translation/origin for Rutabaga. See Rutabaga

Example Sentence: Would you care for some rootlumps?

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ruːt fɔːrti fɔːr drɪŋk/

Part of Speech: Noun phrase

Category: Food & Drinks

Definition: diet cherry limeade route 44. 44 ounce drink from sonic

Example Sentence: I threw a route 44 across my driveway.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈrʌbɪʃ/ /træʃ/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Food & Drinks

Definition: Andrew can't say trash anymore.

Example Sentence: You can no longer say trash, you must say rubbish instead.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈrʌɡɪd ˈrɒbɪn/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: British Culture & Language

Definition: if F**kface was a car

Example Sentence: If I was a car I would be a Rugged Robin.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈruːtəˌbeɪɡə/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Humor & Inside Jokes

Definition: root vegetable. AKA rootlumps

Example Sentence: I went down to H-E-B to pick up a rutabaga.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: ˈsæləd krim

Part of Speech: noun

Category: Food & Drinks

Definition: When you screw up an anticipated moment.

Example Sentence: You know what you've done? You've salad creamed it.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /sɔːs ˈdrɔːər/

Part of Speech: Noun phrase

Category: Humor & Inside Jokes

Definition: Andrew has a draw dedicated to sauce in his draw.

Example Sentence: If I need some sauce, i just go right to my sauce drawer.

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Pronunciation: ˈsɔːsɪdʒ tɔːk

Part of Speech: noun

Category: Objects & Props

Definition: Supplemental content with a peak behind the curtain, seeing how the sausage is made.

Example Sentence: Do you want to know how the sausage is made? Listen to sausage talk.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /səˈvænə bəˈnænəz/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Podcast-Specific Lore

Definition: Entertainment style baseball team

Example Sentence: Geoff should absolutely sit in on a Savannah Bananas broadcast.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /skrɪpts ˈnæʃənəl ˈspɛlɪŋ biː/

Part of Speech: Noun phrase

Category: Cultural References & Media

Definition: How andrews fantasy football group determines their picking order

Example Sentence: I can't wait for this year's Scripps National Spelling Bee.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈskrʌmpɪŋ/

Part of Speech: Verb

Category: Games & Challenges

Definition: Stealing an apple

Example Sentence: have you ever been scrumping?

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Pronunciation: ˈsoʊɪŋ məˈʃin

Part of Speech: noun

Category: Food & Drinks

Definition: Tennis agility exercise using a ladder. See Ickey Shuffle

Example Sentence: Ooooohhh! You couldn't beat me at the sewing machine.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈʃæmpuː klɛntʃ/

Part of Speech: Noun phrase

Category: Games & Challenges

Definition: Andrew clenched an entire shampoo bottle in his butt, so as not to make a lot of noise and wake up his partner. In reality,there was no shampoo bottle.

Example Sentence: I did a shampoo clench to stop from waking up my partner.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: ʃɜrt ˈhævər

Part of Speech: noun

Category: Humor & Inside Jokes

Definition: Someone who has a shirt

Example Sentence: Hey, look at that shirt haver, they have a shirt.

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Pronunciation: /ʃɪt ʃeɪdz/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Humor & Inside Jokes

Definition: sunglasses for pooping.

Example Sentence: I always put on my shit shades while doing number 2.

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Pronunciation: /ʃɒks/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Objects & Props

Definition: Toeless socks. The shorts of the sock world.

Example Sentence: I am all about shocks.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈsɪɡnəl əˈwɔːrdz/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Objects & Props

Definition: Booo!

Example Sentence: The signal awards suck.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /sliːp spəˈɡɛti/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Podcast-Specific Lore

Definition: Andrews invention for comfortable sleeping. Later prototyped by Andrew with pool noodles and socks.

Example Sentence: Here is my prototype for my sleep spaghetti.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: ˈslɒpi dʒoʊz

Part of Speech: noun

Category: Humor & Inside Jokes

Definition: Bar/Restaurant in Key West Florida.

Example Sentence: We are going to go Sloppy Joes while we are in Key West.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: ˈslɒpi dʒoʊz ˈbɪŋɡoʊ

Part of Speech: noun

Category: Cultural References & Media

Definition: A bingo game played while watching through the live stream or in person at Sloppy Joes in Key West FL. See Sloppy Joes

Example Sentence: This Thursday we are going to play some Sloppy Joes Bingo.

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Pronunciation: /smiː/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Games & Challenges

Definition: Gavins Cat

Example Sentence: I think Smee is trying to send me a message.

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Pronunciation: /smɛl dɔːrz/

Part of Speech: Noun phrase

Category: People & Characters

Definition: Geoff has smell doors and can turn off his smell. This is a proven fact.

Example Sentence: I can close my smell doors and then I can't smell.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: sneɪk dræft

Part of Speech: noun

Category: Humor & Inside Jokes

Definition: Draft order where the last person in the order picks last and then first on the return order.

Example Sentence: We are going to do a snake draft.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: sneɪk aɪz

Part of Speech: noun

Category: Games & Challenges

Definition: Right on the cusp, the first runner up.

Example Sentence: It's the snake eyes of flavours

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /soʊ, ɔːlˈraɪt/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Games & Challenges

Definition: Geoff's other podcast.

Example Sentence: I actually did an episode about this on So, Alright.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈsoʊhoʊ haʊs/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Podcast-Specific Lore

Definition: Fancy bar, club, restaurant. Sharmy, no, not sharmy

Example Sentence: I was at Soho House over the weekend.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈsʌmwʌn θruː ə bræntʃ æt ˈɡævɪn/

Part of Speech: Phrase

Category: Cultural References & Media

Definition: It's a mystery who did it, but it was most likely Geoff.

Example Sentence: Someone threw a brand at Gavin while he was sunbathing in the backyard.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈsʌni ˈdʒɜrɡənsən/

Part of Speech: noun

Category: Events & Anecdotes

Definition: The answer to Andrews riddle for his temporary cult. Pro Football Hall of Famer and ex player for the Philadelphia Eagles and Washington Redskins. Jurgensen was also a longtime color commentator for Washington's radio broadcast crew.

Example Sentence: I am a big Sonny Jurgensen guy.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /spɛl daʊn/

Part of Speech: Verb phrase

Category: Cultural References & Media

Definition: Geoff's game where you spell words in decreasing alphabetical order.

Example Sentence: It's called spell up, because the letter have to go down the alphabet.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /spɛl ʌp/

Part of Speech: Verb phrase

Category: Games & Challenges

Definition: Geoff's game where you spell words in increasing alphabetical order.

Example Sentence: It's called spell up, because the letter have to go up the alphabet.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /spɪt teɪk ˈθɪŋkɪŋ əˈbaʊt ˈeɪliən ˈpʊsi/

Part of Speech: Noun phrase

Category: Games & Challenges

Definition: Gavin unknown notes

Example Sentence: What does this note mean 'Spit take thinking about alien pussy'?

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈsprʌŋklər/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Humor & Inside Jokes

Definition: Sprinkler in the sky.

Example Sentence: There was a fire, and then the sprunkler went off and put it out.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /skwɒʃ ˈblɒsəm/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Humor & Inside Jokes

Definition: An edible flower

Example Sentence: You can eat a squash blossom?!

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈstændɪŋ dɛsk stæk əˈsɛnʃən reɪt/

Part of Speech: Noun phrase

Category: Food & Drinks

Definition: A disagreement between the cast, mainly Gavin and Gracie, where Gavin stated that if you had multiple standing desks stacked on top of each other and they all ascended at the same time, that the top one would be moving upwards at a faster rate than the first one. Gracie disagreed. This was resolved in an episode of supplemental content. Gavin and the laws of physics prevailed.

Example Sentence: There was a clear winner in the standing desk stake ascension rate argument.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈstriːmɪŋ/

Part of Speech: Verb

Category: Events & Anecdotes

Definition: Using a sodastream machine.

Example Sentence: I have been streaming all week.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /striːt ʃɑːrks/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Objects & Props

Definition: Vin Diesel sold them.

Example Sentence: I loved street sharks as a kid.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: ˈstuːərt ðə ˈbʌmblɪŋ ˈkʌstəmər

Part of Speech: noun

Category: Cultural References & Media

Definition: Bumbling customer gavin

Example Sentence: I hate Stuart the bumbling customer, i never want to see him again.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈsʌmər ʌv ˈnaɪnti eɪt/

Part of Speech: Noun phrase

Category: Humor & Inside Jokes

Definition: Last good summer, last great year

Example Sentence: Do you remember the summer of 98?

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈsʌmər ʌv ˈnaɪnti eɪt ˈjɪrbʊk/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Podcast-Specific Lore

Definition: Community made yearbook of the summer of 98.

Example Sentence: Have you checked out the Summer of 98 yearbook?

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈsuːpər fæn dʒæk/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Podcast-Specific Lore

Definition: Jack AKA Minor League Fan Jack

Example Sentence: I was hanging out with super fan Jack last week.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈsʊrstrəmɪŋ/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: People & Characters

Definition: Stinky fish. The crew tested Geoff's noseflapps with this in the porta potty for some supplemental content. See 'the porta potty' and ' nose flaps'.

Example Sentence: We will test Geoff's nose flaps with surstromming.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /swɒn əˈtæk/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Objects & Props

Definition: Austin famous aggressive swan. Geoff attacked by a swan terminator 2 style.

Example Sentence: There was a swan attack on lake Austin.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /swiːd/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Events & Anecdotes

Definition: it's a root veg innit? See Rutabaga

Example Sentence: I went down to Waitrose to pick up a swede.

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Pronunciation: /ˈswɪfər bɒks/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: British Culture & Language

Definition: knee hamstring injury

Example Sentence: I slipped on a swiffer box.

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Pronunciation: tiː boʊn

Part of Speech: noun

Category: Events & Anecdotes

Definition: Geoff

Example Sentence: I would like everyone to call me T Bone.

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Pronunciation: /ˈtæsɪtɜːrn/

Part of Speech: Adjective

Category: People & Characters

Definition: (of a person) reserved or uncommunicative in speech; saying little.

Example Sentence: You are being very taciturn.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈtɛrər ʌv leɪk ˈɔːstɪn/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Humor & Inside Jokes

Definition: The swan

Example Sentence: Have you seen the Terror of Lake Austin.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈtɛri məˈdɛstoʊ ˈdʒuːnjər/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Events & Anecdotes

Definition: Eric pseudonym

Example Sentence: I would like to be known as Terry Modesto Jr.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈtɛksəs/

Part of Speech: Proper noun

Category: People & Characters

Definition: The furthest north place andrew has been

Example Sentence: The most north I have ever been has got to be Texas.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /θæŋk mi ˈleɪtər/

Part of Speech: Verb phrase

Category: Podcast-Specific Lore

Definition: A business model that revolves around placing order that will be shipped out at an unknown future date, typically between 4 and 8 months from the date of the order.

Example Sentence: I love thank me later, I think it's a great idea.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ði ˈælfə bɛt/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Podcast-Specific Lore

Definition: The bet where the cast had to only eat food starting with a specific letter or a week.

Example Sentence: This week we are going to be kicking off the Alpha-Bet.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ðə bəˈnænə ʃɑːft/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Games & Challenges

Definition: coring out a banana to add flavour like chocolate or caramel

Example Sentence: I wanna invent the banana shaft! Oh, what? It already exists, huh.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ðə bɛst ˈsiːkwəl/

Part of Speech: Noun phrase

Category: Food & Drinks

Definition: The SNES or the peanut m&m

Example Sentence: What do you think is the best sequel?

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ðə bɔɪz ɒv ˈdʌmpti/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Cultural References & Media

Definition: A knock off of the boys of Zimmer, but for Humpty dumpty

Example Sentence: I can't wait to get my Boys of Dumpty shirt.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ðə brɛd klɪp dʒoʊk/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Humor & Inside Jokes

Definition: did not land at all.

Example Sentence: Remember how well the bread clip joke landed?

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ðə brɛd tæɡ/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Humor & Inside Jokes

Definition: Almost impossible to use steel bread clip. BUT! it will not break and it will not bend, and it has a magnet.

Example Sentence: The bread tag is useless as a bread tag.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: ðə ˈbrɪtɪʃ ˈdʒækəl

Part of Speech: noun

Category: Objects & Props

Definition: Gracie

Example Sentence: I'm pretty sure the British Jackal is now Gracie.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ðə tʃɪp ɒf/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: People & Characters

Definition: AKA chip gauntlet, chip challenge, Crisps.

Example Sentence: When are we doing the chip off?

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ðə ˈkjuːkʌmbərz/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Games & Challenges

Definition: Originally dropped off on Gavins front porch by a neighbour. This became a running bit where Andrew owuld try to get cucumbers into Gavins house.

Example Sentence: So, did you find the cucumbers yet?

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ðə ˈdɪkʃəˌnɛri kɪd/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Events & Anecdotes

Definition: Geoff

Example Sentence: Wow, big talk over here coming from the Dictionary kid.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ði ˈɜːrli ənd leɪt ˈɛpɪsoʊd/

Part of Speech: Noun phrase

Category: People & Characters

Definition: 8am central and 11pm central. Which will be better?

Example Sentence: Doing an early and late episode is a terrible idea.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ðə fɜːrst prɪˈdɪkəmənt/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Podcast-Specific Lore

Definition: jesus' crucifixion

Example Sentence: That just might well have been the first predicament.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ðə flʌks/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Humor & Inside Jokes

Definition: Andrew, but he wears hats

Example Sentence: The Flux is just like me, but he wears hats.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ðə frɪdʒ ˈmæɡnɪt/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: People & Characters

Definition: the fridge fridge magnet with an apple inside

Example Sentence: The fridge magnet is a fridge magnet.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ðə fʌŋk soʊ ˈrʌbər/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Objects & Props

Definition: Right about now.

Example Sentence: I used to think the words were 'the funk so rubber'.

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Pronunciation: /ðə ˈɡoʊsti/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Humor & Inside Jokes

Definition: Jump of your bike while riding down a hill, catch up to it and get back on it. Gavin used to perform this trick back in the day.

Example Sentence: When will we see Gavin perform the ghostie?

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ðə ˈɡoʊldən ɡɜːrp/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Events & Anecdotes

Definition: A highly limited (10) Gurpler that was randomly mixed in with regular gurpler orders. These also came with a short exclusive recording from the podcast crew. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6YCnIlxSbk)

Example Sentence: Were you lucky enough to get a golden gurp?

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ðə ˈɡreɪtɪst ˈlɛts pleɪ ʌv ɔːl taɪm/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Objects & Props

Definition: This is still unknown due to Geoff's unreadable notes. All we do know is that it was in minecraft and it was vertical.

Example Sentence: I could not decipher the notes for the greatest let's play of all time.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ðə ˈhaɪdɪŋ spɒt/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Podcast-Specific Lore

Definition: a shop in the mall where people just go to hide

Example Sentence: I am going to go check The Hiding Spot and see if they are there?

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: ði ˈiənz

Part of Speech: noun

Category: Events & Anecdotes

Definition: The group andrew pulled together to help with splicing and sourcing audio for the pencil trail

Example Sentence: I called on Ians for help.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: ðə læb

Part of Speech: noun

Category: People & Characters

Definition: A place to experiment and develop ideas and products

Example Sentence: I am going to spend some time in the lab.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ðə ˈmɛltɪŋ pɒt/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Objects & Props

Definition: expensive but not that nice chain restaurant. They have a link to own a franchise on the website right next to the make a reservation button.

Example Sentence: We should buy a Melting Pot and call it F**kface Fondue.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: ðə ˈmʌŋki mæsk

Part of Speech: noun

Category: Food & Drinks

Definition: Nicks monkey mask from FaceJam where he is known as the sauce monkey. This became an running bit on the show Nick would pick a random episode to wear the mask while recording and the cast would try to catch him in the mask. They were no overly successful at this.

Example Sentence: Is Nick wearing the monkey mask?!

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: ðə ˈmʌŋki skeɪl

Part of Speech: noun

Category: Humor & Inside Jokes

Definition: Andrews ranking of top monkey movies.

Example Sentence: 3.1 on IMDB maybe, 7.9 on my monkey scale.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /nəˈnaɪmoʊ bɑːr/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Games & Challenges

Definition: A pastry dessert layered with chocolate ganache, custard and a coconut crumb base

Example Sentence: I love the Nanaimo bar.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ðə ˈnævɪˌɡeɪtər/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Food & Drinks

Definition: Gavin

Example Sentence: This guy used to call me The Navigator.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ðə ˈnʌmbər sɪksti ˈsɛvən/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: People & Characters

Definition: It's a mystery.

Example Sentence: Who knows what the number 67 means.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ðə p-eɪk/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Podcast-Specific Lore

Definition: A cake in a pie. Andrews original invention. He tur-duck-en-ed dessert

Example Sentence: I have invented a dessert, it's called the p-ake.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈpæntən laɪn/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Food & Drinks

Definition: Basically a retail line designed around the question 'what can we put Andrews face on?'. Including a car sunshade, Andrew face balaclava and a koozie.

Example Sentence: Are you wearing The Panton collection?

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ðə ˈpɔːrtə ˈpɒti/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Objects & Props

Definition: A pink porta potty that Andrew kindly got for Geoff when his bathrooms were out of commision.

Example Sentence: There is a pink porta potty sitting in my driveway right now.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ðə ˌrɛɡjəˈleɪʃən ˈbeɪɡəl/

Part of Speech: Noun phrase

Category: Objects & Props

Definition: cheddar bagel, half bacon cream cheese, half garlic and black pepper cream cheese, half and half as a sandwich. Toasted.

Example Sentence: The regulation bagel has become a menu item at my Hubbies Bagels.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ðə ˈrɛɡjʊleɪʃən keɪk/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Food & Drinks

Definition: see the P-ake

Example Sentence: The p-ake is the regulation cake.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ðə ˈrɔɪəl wiː/

Part of Speech: Phrase

Category: Food & Drinks

Definition: Don't worry, Andrew knows what this is.

Example Sentence: We are not amused, well the royal we.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ðə sɔːs ˈmʌŋki/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Humor & Inside Jokes

Definition: Nick

Example Sentence: Nick is the sauce monkey.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ðə ʃɛlvz/

Part of Speech: Noun phrase

Category: People & Characters

Definition: Geoffs shelves that he had built in his recording space.

Example Sentence: I wouldn't have moved the podcast for shelves.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ðə ˈsniːkiəst ˈænɪməl/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Objects & Props

Definition: Fish. Duh!

Example Sentence: The sneakiest animal is obviously a fish.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ðə ˈsoʊdə tʃʌɡ/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Humor & Inside Jokes

Definition: The original, chug and no burp challenge

Example Sentence: I would crush you at the soda chug.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ðə spiːd ʌv tʃʌɡ/

Part of Speech: Noun phrase

Category: Games & Challenges

Definition: How fast a chug can be achieved

Example Sentence: What is your speed of chug?

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈsuːʃi kənˈteɪnər/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Food & Drinks

Definition: A real slip hazard.

Example Sentence: I was almost killed by a sushi container.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: ðə ˈtɜrnɪp ɡeɪm

Part of Speech: noun

Category: Games & Challenges

Definition: Animal crossing stock market currency, the buying and selling and selling of turnips.

Example Sentence: Are you in the Turnip game this week?

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ðə tʌkˈsiːdoʊ/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Games & Challenges

Definition: The tuxedo from the tuxedo as worn in the movie by Jackie Chan. See The Tuxedo

Example Sentence: We will own the Tuxedo.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ðə tʌkˈsiːdoʊ/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Cultural References & Media

Definition: Jackie Chan movie directed by Kevin Donovan. See The Tuxedo.

Example Sentence: We will watch The Tuxedo.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ðə vænˈkuːvər tʃaɪld ˈpɪkər/

Part of Speech: Noun phrase

Category: People & Characters

Definition: Andrew picking a kid for the Scripps National Spelling Bee

Example Sentence: Who has the Vancouver Child Picker selected this year?

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ðə wiːl ʌv ˈnʌmbərz/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Games & Challenges

Definition: See the wheel of years

Example Sentence: Spin the wheel of numbers!

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ðə wiːl ʌv jɪrz/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Games & Challenges

Definition: The wheel spins, lands on a year, you must find a weird/interesting piece of viewable media for a watch along.

Example Sentence: Spin the wheel of years!

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ðə ˈwʊpˌskuːps/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Objects & Props

Definition: Gavin's creation of hot hands ice cream scoopers.

Example Sentence: I will create the whoop scoops.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ðə jɪr ˈdɛstɪni wʌn keɪm aʊt/

Part of Speech: Noun phrase

Category: Podcast-Specific Lore

Definition: The last time andrew wore pants.

Example Sentence: I have not worn pants since the year that Destiny 1 came out.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ðə ˈzɪmiz/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Podcast-Specific Lore

Definition: The podcast awards given out by the F**kface podcast

Example Sentence: Congratulations, you have won a Zimmy! That will be $200 please.

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /ˈθaʊzənd nɒb drɒp/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Objects & Props

Definition: The name of merch drop for the Bat Knobs. See bat knobs

Example Sentence: Did you get a knob during the thousand knob drop?

Show: F**kface

Pronunciation: /θʌm stɪks/

Part of Speech: Noun

Category: Games & Challenges

Definition: A bet/series where Andrew would use progressively longer thumbsticks on his Xbox controller, starting with regular and moving up an inch each time until ten inches. He would advance to the next thumbsticks with every victory.

Example Sentence: Have you sent the thumb sticks yet?

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